Excite a woman by stimulating her mind.

Hey Guys--

I have a lot of female friends from all over the country, and they
call me whenever they have a funny story about some goofy guy
trying to date them.

I know it's going to be a good story when the conversation starts
out, "Guys are such idiots..."  And you know what?  Based on the
preponderance of evidence, I cannot disagree.

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The latest way for know-nothing men to display their stupidity is
via pictures sent over cell phones.  For whatever reason, a
statistically significant number of men think that if they take a
picture of their, uh, private parts, and text it to a woman they're
interested in, she'll be turned on.

In the entire history of male-female relationships this hasn't
worked even one time.  Instead, it has the opposite effect- the
"photographer" instantly kills any potential attraction,
transforming himself into an object of ridicule.

Stop and think for a second.  Just what do you think women do when
they receive a picture of some goofy guy's schlong?  Yah--they
immediately show it to all their female friends, and they all have
a good laugh.  Not only that, they can also take it off the phone,
and post it on the internet for all to see... FOREVER.

Yet, men persist in this incredibly stupid act. Why?  Because they
think women think like they do.  If a woman sent them pictures of
her unclothed, and asked them to come over, they'd be over there in
a hot second.

In case you haven't noticed, women don't think like men.  And they
don't respond the same way men do.  Nor will they ever.

But, women like physical activity as much as men (if not more),
provided they are approached in the way that excites them.

How do you excite a woman?  By first stimulating her mind.  The man
with a razor sharp mind, a quick wit, and clever innuendo will
stimulate her mind...and once her mind is excited, her body will
follow.

Sending nude pictures of yourself does not show you have a sharp
mind.  It proves you don't have a quick wit, or any wit at all.
And since it's so blatant, there's no room at all for innuendo.
That's three strikes right there, and you're out, bubba.  And once
you're out on that basis, you're ejected from the game.


On with the fun,

-John Alanis
"The King of Let 'em Come to You"

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saying--see if you can top mine!

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