Be a man with good sense of humor

Hey Guys--

A few days ago I was listening to an audio CD about humor in
selling, and I heard a snippet I found to be rather remarkable.

If you analyze the scripted platform sales presentations of the
most consistently profitable speakers, you'll discover on average
that they are funny about once every seven minutes.

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Why?  Because if they don't use humor, and drift solely into
content, they will lose the audience.

Think the same thing happens when you're talking to a woman?  You'd
better believe it--if you don't constantly say something that gets a
laugh (either voluntary or involuntary) she's going to tune you out.

After all, women can't stand boring men.  Yet, many, many men try
to impress women by rattling off things they are interested in,
paying attention to the conversation in their own heads instead of
the woman in front of them.

If you want to be a consistently attractive man, you should make it
your business to be funny one--not a jokester, but a man with a good
sense of humor.

A man with a good sense of humor is adept at telling stories,
activating and stimulating a woman's imagination.  He can take
ordinary, every day happenstances, and tell them as a story in a
way that makes a woman laugh and beg for more.

When the opportunity presents itself, he has a sarcastic,
politically incorrect comment to drop that makes her laugh in spite
of herself.

What he does not do is "try" to be funny.  He doesn't tell dumb
jokes, and he doesn't angle for a laugh. He simply presents the
world in a humorous way, regardless of what others thing, and
doesn't take himself too seriously.

Women are naturally attracted to men who develop these
characteristics.  And the good news is, you CAN develop them.  No,
not everyone can be a hilarious standup comic--but everyone can at
least be humorous enough to make the women in their life laugh... and
that will go a long way to sustaining attraction than just about
anything else you can do.

On with the fun,

-John Alanis
"The King of Let 'em Come to You"

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