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Have I got a treat for you!

As a thank you gift for being a subscriber, I want to give you a free copy of my new e-book, “The 101 Worst Pickup Lines in the World.” You can claim your copy by clicking on this link right now:

http://elitematelove.com

To be perfectly honest, I put this e-book together more for fun and entertainment than anything else (some of these lines are real stinkers), but there is actually an unusual way to attract desirable women using pickup lines, and I reveal it in your free e-book.

So, I just want to say “Thanks!” for being a subscriber, and I hope this e-book gives you and your friends some laughs. Claim your copy by clicking this link:

http://elitematelove.com

On with the fun...

-John Alanis

"The King of Let 'em Come to You"

PS Feel free to pass this e-book around to all your friends, both male and female. While there 101 really cheesy pickup lines in this book, I’ll bet there are a lot I’m missing out on. I’d like to see about adding to this book, so the next edition will be 1001 of the worst pickup lines in the world.

So, if you have a really awful one I’ve left out, just email it to me at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and I’ll add it to the next edition. Everyone who contributes will get a free copy, and I plan to charge for that one.

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