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Pick up artists are ridiculously unattractive to women
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Hey Guys,
Want to be a pick up artist? Come closer, and I'll tell you how,
step by step.
The first thing you need to do is find a fuzzy hat and a fuzzy
vest. Make sure they match. Fuzzy hats and vests are very
important in becoming a pick up artist.
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Next, go and fetch yourself a pair of platform boots. These are a
must. You cannot become a proper PUA without one. After you have
your matching fuzzy hat, vest, and boots, go and fetch yourself
some silver rings, at least one for each finger. Not gold, but
silver. Very important.
Now you are properly peacocked and ready to garner attention. Grab
a friend, and have him dress just like you. He's your wing man,
ready to document the night's action.
Go find the swankiest, most crowded club in town. Make sure it's
loud, full of pulsating synthesizer music, and has a smoke machine.
If it doesn't have a smoke machine, it's not a proper club.
Stand in line for two hours. Once you're in, look for a group of
women. These are called a "set." You want to open a "set." You
do that by approaching them, and asking them a memorized question
about their opinion on something. Or you can do a magic trick. Or
read their palms.
Now, your goal here is very simple: you want to get a phone
number. And, if things go well, maybe even a kiss. That's the
ultimate. You do that by going for a "number close" or a "kiss
close."
At the end of the night, call all your fellow PUA's together, and
see who got the most number closes. The PUA with the most is the
PUA of the night, unless someone got a kiss close. Then he is the
PUA of the week!
Isn't it great being a PUA? All the phone numbers of women you'd
ever want.
C'mon, man.
If you read all of the above again, how does it sound? Utterly
ridiculous. Women ain't attracted to PUA's. They're attracted to
men. So if number closes ain't your game, and you actually want to
meet a real woman to be your girlfriend, wife or lover, forget all
that PUA nonsense.
Women want a man, not a PUA. 'nuff said.
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In bed... alone?
Tired of being lonely? Desire a woman by your side, each night? If
so, then I highly advice that you take a look at this:
http://www.elitematelove.com
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On with the fun...
-John Alanis
"The King of Let 'em Come to You"
PS It's the one big secret to attraction:
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User: ice_girl, Texas
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