Relationship truisms from one of the best TV series ever, Sex and the City:

This is universally true.

Jobs...of any kind...are hard."

If the person you're dating gives you a swan clutch from Judith Leiber, shit will go down."

26 Relationship Truths, As Told By "Sex And The City""

When someone isn't calling you, they're not playing hard to get."

It's important not to be cynical all the time..."

And love is a bitch."

And finally, truth be told:

And once you master that, everything else will fall into place."